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Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.
I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.
by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010
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hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.
Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.
by Happy Malone June 1, 2018
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Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job
So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials
by Urban dictionary username November 6, 2018
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Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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Coke job

Placing cocaine at the base of the penis, then vigorously inhaling, when the shaft is deep down the throat.
The landlord said it was either rent or a coke job, so I told him to line it up and sit back.
by Andyi January 25, 2016
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teeth job

Giving a blowjob and having the teeth rake along the penis
"She scratched my dick while sucking it with that teeth job
by Sjsuahajaush December 26, 2014
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dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.
Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!
by Bicccc February 8, 2009
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