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Jacob

Trash at basketball and everything including life
I am a big Jacob
by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018
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he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know
Jacob is weeb
by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019
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A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker
Taht guy is short just like jacob
by Ham7247 April 1, 2019
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A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.
Jacob is a dumb ant.
by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019
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So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone
Man he looks like a Jacob because he’s so gay
by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
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Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.
Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo
by DudeYouNeedToShower June 18, 2019
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