(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.
As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.
by Pseudonat June 12, 2017

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021

A bestie friend that’s is also dumb. Funny at serious times but hey what can I say? He’s a great friend, get yourself an ivan.
by Josilyn Carranza Negrete May 6, 2021

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.
Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.
by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021

A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar
Ivan is a waker
by Ivanko October 30, 2020

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.
by alfafan159 June 30, 2024
