happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

by niall February 15, 2004

Smeg hat

A small condom like device which is placed on the end of your bell to avoid smeg removal when you have a shower. This is done for a variety of reasons but mostly to pull the "smeg fridge" prank.

Shit! I forgot to wear my smeg hat and now my dick is all clean.

by Analex127 September 19, 2009

Doodle Hat

That striped propeller hat you can get in the popular app "Doodle Jump".

Hey man, you totally just jumped past that doodle hat.

by JonnieBlasian May 12, 2010

Bakers Hat

Imaginary bakers hat used to "beat cakes" (sex)

Im about to put my bakers hat on tonight bro and beat some cakes Jesse James

by Deeezy91685 May 27, 2010

cheeseburger hat

a hat that looks like a cheeseburger.

I bought a cheeseburger hat at the carnival!

by c0m June 5, 2010

Tramps Hat

Descriptive of a womans clopper that is both loose and smelly.

"Seen that new girl working at the off license Jeeves?" "Yes Sir, but alas I hear she has a fanny like a tramps hat!"

by BenandEd January 13, 2009

Hat kid

Hat kid is the cutest cinnamon roll ever...
Being lewded by shitty people like Shadman

´Oh hey, what do you think about hat kid?´
´Shes cute, but underaged

by SmuglovesHK June 26, 2019