Flesh Goggles

When one places both balls over the eyes off a person so that one testicle is over each eye like a pair of goggles. If any part of the penis comes to rest on the nose it is then referred to as a Gonzo because his nose is long and penis shaped.

Karen got drunk and passed out so her friend Steven placed one of his testicles over each of her eyes as he yelled out, "Flesh Goggles!". They're other friend took a pic so Steven raised his arms in triumph which caused his penis to fall to a rest over Karen's nose which technically turned it to a Gonzo.

by ramon3ord5th March 11, 2014

Flesh Winter

A love related experience that went badly.

"Man, the first date was a total flesh winter"

"I don't even like her, if she asks me our it's gunna be a total flesh winter"

"I really like her but were too different. If we went out it would be a flesh winter"

by icyco1 July 09, 2009

flesh squid

ummm vagina

She asked if i liked seafood. I said "no but I wouldn't mind eating your flesh squid"

by DaCableJerk November 05, 2008

Flesh Berg

While sitting in bathtub and you achieve an erection, the tip of your penis can only be out of the water. Then commence masturbation.

"Dude, I just finished playing a game of FLESH BERG...JEALOUS"

by Andy Jackson October 27, 2005

Flesh Crawler

A Dark down cerature with black curculer lines on all legs and around the body most people use it for sex or some for training on in runescape they also make your flech crawl

Flesh Crawler It makes your skin cover in bumps

by Cody beck November 18, 2007

just a flesh wound

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014