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Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.
1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.
by spotch555 March 29, 2012
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that one nice guy in urb dic

when a guy adds everything in,Should this be in Urban Dictionary? voting poll
for females: that one nice girl in urb dic
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020
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one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner
bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night
by asswhup666 October 26, 2019
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the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked
Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass
by zaworldo August 18, 2021
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that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit
by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023
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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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