no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!
by I, Wreckerrr July 10, 2021
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Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.
Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"
by DJ Forresto January 22, 2011
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taste of chaos tour

The Taste of Chaos tour is the winter version of the Vans Warped tour. although it is put on by the same people, it is nowhere near as good as warped tour. taste of chaos is mainly mainstream bands, such as the used and my chemical romance. the tour is justifed only by the fact that Underoath is playing on some of the dates. there are also some good, less mainstream bands that play on the acoustic and sponsored stages. otherwise, the tour is an excuse for mainstream kids to experience a mini-warped tour, with less moshing and intensity. if you want the real stuff, go to Vans.
Mall Punk: I went to taste of chaos... it was seriously hardcore.

(now everyone go look up mall punk and you will understand)
by the truth March 03, 2005
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a bad taste in my mouth

a feeling that something is false or unfair, a feeling of ill will
I left the meeting with a bad taste in my mouth. There was a lot of dishonesty in the room.
by VAKI5 May 09, 2005
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taste my lightning, fucker!

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
by The Desolate One April 18, 2008
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Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"
by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006
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