When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck
by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

AN EASY BUT SHORT WAY TO SPEED UP THE PROGRESS OF A STORY. (If you get punched, I am not responsible for your well-being)
BEING 1: SO WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS...
BEING 2: So...It All Started When You Were 7...OKAY GET TO THE GOOD PART.
BEING 2: So...It All Started When You Were 7...OKAY GET TO THE GOOD PART.
by LyNx00 October 18, 2022

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
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well im really impressed
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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
