Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
The act of folding a burning hot pizza in half like a taco, and having sexual intercourse with the searing hot cheese, marinara, and crust until you experience second degree burns on your genitalia, only to proceed to consume the mangled smegma filled pile of seamen and dough.
by NiggaMcnigginz December 27, 2017
A day that a bunch of impatient politicians changed the election day to (2/5/2008) because they couldn't wait until the normal election day.
by Jojobi February 05, 2008
A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
by Maxzilla July 17, 2006
The act of shoving a cheap Tuesday taco (preferably soft) up your partner's anus so that they can proceed to poop it into your mouth.
by NateBateDateRape December 13, 2010
A very teeth-y blowjob. So teeth-y, in fact that it causes bleeding. Also could mean having your penis bitten off.
by The Jann June 06, 2017
by Tacotuesday November 07, 2011