The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.
'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'
by Joeh! January 3, 2013
Get the The Marmite Theorymug. The sending and receiving of similar brain waves with another. These invisible signals are incomprehensible to humans but are closest compared to 'tangents' in time and space and contribute to people thinking the same thing as others.
'Ashlinn picked up the phone to decide to call her sister Shaunnagh but as she began to dial her number, Shaunnagh was ringing her' - This can be explained by tangent theory
by MaynoothBioScience December 13, 2012
Get the Tangent Theorymug. The bush theory is a theory that all of the bushs (US presidents) are all lizard people.It explains how the bushs caused 9/11. They live underground in there swamps and are the main cause of swamp ass
George: Did you hear about the bush theory.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.
by Op elitewaffle January 20, 2016
Get the The Bush Theorymug. by forexchampion March 23, 2020
Get the Margaritaville Theorymug. The theory that encompasses all things kush. The true and only way of life is through the eyes of kush. The kush theory has no limits and is ever changing. When the kush is ignited, you will pass over into what is known as a "kush coma" where you will see the true beauty of the one and only "Kush Theory".
by KushMaster0 July 12, 2021
Get the Kush Theorymug. Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.
Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.
by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005
Get the Stumaker theorymug. CANCpiracy theory: The Internet memes and claims of people that there are dozens of cures for Cancer but governments/companies conspire to keep them hidden. Coined by media personality and writer Imran Anwar in writing about these claims.
"If there are dozens of cures of cancer, as the cancpiracy theory believers / cancpiracy theorists claim, they must obviously be from different companies and countries."
by IMRAN.TV July 29, 2014
Get the cancpiracy theorymug.