Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me

by Damnultra July 18, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.

Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.

by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019

Vegas hot pocket

The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find

Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room

by honey dickin February 26, 2017

Hot Pocket Game

Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.

Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.

by keviijiang October 18, 2010

California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

by SexManic814 May 9, 2018

Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010