California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.
by SexManic814 March 06, 2018
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Hot Pocket Game

Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.
Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.
by keviijiang October 16, 2010
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Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative
Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle
by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010
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Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.
Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.
by Kevin Da Great March 17, 2016
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albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.
by ironicstatement August 11, 2009
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alabama hot pocket

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!
by mastersweg May 28, 2015
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alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread
That alabama hot pocket was delicious.
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