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getting hosed

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.
I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.
by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024
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Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023
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Hose with red 40 in it

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.
“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”
by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024
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Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life
Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.
by the_austinjames June 20, 2021
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The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.
I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.
by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025
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spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 6, 2019
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
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