F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

Homoventual

A gay man who does not yet realize he is gay, though it is painfully obvious to those around him.

Ali told Geoff the Disney Princess he most closely resembles is Belle, and Geoff made a ten minute counter-argument about why he is Ariel. He's such a homoventual.

by Blenderhead36 November 30, 2010

Hobosexual

An individual that is generally attractive, although for what ever reason is homeless, or dresses like a homeless person.

A majority of hipsters identify as this.

"did you see Jake today, he looks like a bloody tramp!"
"Nah mate, he's one of those hobosexuals."

by JakeMcReary June 5, 2016

Homoseshual

When you should be going out with the lads but you end up cancelling to go out with your bird instead...

Don Cheadle was meant to go out with oceans 11 lads for a big sesh in the bellagio but his missus flew to Vegas last minute so he had to bail... George Clooney was overheard later that night ranting about how much of a raging homoseshual Don was. They haven't spoken since.

by Boomslangskin September 12, 2017

Holosexual

A term made by Youtuber SimplyNailogical. Pertains to being sexually attracted to holographic glitters and shimmers, whether in the form of polish, varnish, loose glitter, powder, flakies, unicorn skin, or foil.
Fake holo (such as iridescent glitter) triggers you, and you must destroy.

"I'm so holosexual. I have over 50 bottles of holo polishes, along with 18 powders and over 20 sheets of holo foil!"

by tadStranfe May 2, 2018

Holosexual

A person who is obsessed with holo and glittery things.

Serena: Oh god! She is cobered in shine!
Ashley: Thats holo and she is a Holosexual

by AintYourChick June 7, 2018

homoselfual

Homoselfual (n.) A person whose primary romantic relationship is with themselve.

Donald Trump is a celebrity homoselfual.

by Harry Bifkin July 13, 2018