Homework

A common form of torture practiced by schoolteachers worldwide. Many children are mentally scarred by it for the rest of their lives.

Teacher: "Did you do your homework last night?"
Me: "No, I was busy impaling myself with a bunch of hot rusty nails."
Teacher: "..."
Me: "It was actually nice compared to the torture you call homework."

by Electr1c August 10, 2019

Homework

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.

I would rather be dismembered than do homework.

by Atheistzilla September 29, 2014

Homework

Shit.

I have shit (Homework) to do.

by Kiwiz4Life March 16, 2017

Homework

A really good excuse to dream about bombing your school

Bob:Wanna watch a movie?
Tim:I wish,I have homework.

by AA12Fan February 8, 2015

Homework

Who ever invented it is a idiot. It consumes time and every teacher gives 5 essays each week and becomes very annoying this is how many slaps the person who invented it deserves 9999999999999999999999999999 plus about another 400000000000000000. So flip homework the biggest mistake a human has ever made.

More Homework why am I not suprised

by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019

Homework

What you're procrastinating from doing right now.

I don't want to do my homework so I'll search random stuff on Urban Dictionary in hopes it will magically finish itself

by Silver145 November 7, 2013

Homework

Homework:

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

I hate homework!!!!!!!!

by KittyKat2750 March 25, 2016