Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.

We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.

by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

friend hawk

A facebook friend who searches your list of facebook friends and sends them friend requests. Typically someone who is popular, attractive or an athlete.

Elsa has been hawking my friends on Facebook. She is a real friend hawk!

by JGjg24 November 5, 2018

Hawk Cry

A hawk cry is something empty-minded wifeys say when they are trying to reply to someone in an intelligent manner.

Bob: Hi, how are you?

Wifey: *Hawk Cry*

by Snuggie512 January 19, 2010

Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

Hawk and Gawk

When the person you are fucking turns into Stephen Hawking and acts like a disabled person and jumps on your dick and then right after gives you that Gawk Gawk 9000.

This hoe is giving me that good Hawk and Gawk

by IanTheGoat59 November 29, 2021