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shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
by Río Bravó January 22, 2018
mugGet the shit happensmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
mugGet the If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happenmug.

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.
Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.
by Max Debord April 28, 2007
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KIRR HAPPENS

Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS"
Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS

#kirrhappens
by Rosewood15 January 7, 2024
mugGet the KIRR HAPPENSmug.

Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!
Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the Sorry that happened to youmug.
Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
mugGet the what happened to this peanut buttermug.

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