Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Trendship happens

Friends feeding off of other friends trends.

It’s ok Betsy.. you’re cool with us all.. Trendship happens... you’re not better than us, and we like you also.. We all just want to fit in.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

by shooth1 July 20, 2024

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.

I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!

by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022