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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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Handjob

National handjob from girlfriend day!!
Hey babe its December 7th, handjob time
sigh*gets hands ready*
by woler December 6, 2022
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Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.
by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018
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Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.
Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022
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Schrödinger's handjob

When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
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Handjob Fritz

Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.

(i hate you Yuki -.-)
He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.
by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022
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Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020
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