holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Inverse Handjob

(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob

Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.

by A_Random_Man June 20, 2017

Hybrid Handjob

When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis

“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”

by PastNever November 12, 2017

Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 5, 2018

Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020