When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018
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That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.
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Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
Get the Veloci-hooker mug.a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010
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Get the Hat Hooker mug.when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.
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