Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.

We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.

by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom

Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

safety hawk

A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.

Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.

by death doctor September 24, 2012

Purple Hawk

When at the bar and your friend spots a complete beauty for you

"Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."

by NJP23 January 10, 2012

maddie hawk

Maddie Hawk is a crazy cool girl who is extremely sweet and kind but also chases fun and adventure. You will never find yourself bored with a Maddie Hawk and will always have a friend by your side.

Yo bro, have you met Maddie Hawk?
Hell yeah! She's such a nice girl!
Kinda crazy though.
Yeah, but I like her.

by SirSmily May 31, 2018

friend hawk

A facebook friend who searches your list of facebook friends and sends them friend requests. Typically someone who is popular, attractive or an athlete.

Elsa has been hawking my friends on Facebook. She is a real friend hawk!

by JGjg24 November 5, 2018

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010