"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 February 28, 2016
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The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022
When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.
by gameman101 June 14, 2022
by captainmozambique September 07, 2019
A socially awkward person. Quit he/she’s job to play arma 3 and all he does is drive around with a 28 year old dude who thinks he’s a fox. Has a really annoying voice no one can stand likes to make his words really long so he seems smart.
Wow I feel so bad for that retarded kid licking that pole too bad he dosnt know better reminds me of hank moody.
by hankmoody123 December 20, 2017