A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

Tom Hanks

Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.

Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by Ed01010112321 November 3, 2006

Tom Hanks

Arguably one of the best actor to ever see the face of the planet.

Starred in such films as BIG, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Road to perdition, Cast Away...

Born in California, Tom Hanks grew up in what he calls a 'fractured' family. His parents were pioneers in the development of marriage dissolution law in that state, and Tom moved around a lot, living with a succession of step-families. No problems, no abuse, no alcoholism, just a confused childhood. He had no acting experience in college, and in fact credits the fact that he couldn't get cast in a college play with actually starting his career - he went downtown, auditioned for a community theater play, was invited by the director of that play to go to Cleveland, and there his acting career started. He met his second wife, actress Rita Wilson on the set of the movie Volunteers (1985) - they have two children and Tom has another son and daughter by his first wife. In 1996 he made his first step behind the camera, directing as well as starring and writing the film That Thing You Do! (1996).

-From imdb.com

by RestedMind September 3, 2005

Tom Hanks

The most talented actor ever to live. Not only is he a great actor but he is also very modest and sincere in real life. Some of his most well-received movies have been: Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Cast Away, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan. Anyone who doesn't like his acting or think he is a bad actor does not know what they are talking about. He has been married to the same woman for the last 25 years which is amazing for someone that famous. I prefer him in the movie You've got mail.

Ignoramus: Tom Hanks is a sucky actor.

Intellectual: Why?

Ignoramus: He seems retarded.

Intellectual: Not many "retards" are actors whose movies have grossed over 3 billion dollars. Plus, even when he plays a "retard" in Forrest Gump he is still somewhat smart and loveable. :)

by psychology nerd July 12, 2011

Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Tom Hanks

1) An informal way of saying thanks or thank you.
2) An expression, derived from thanks, to express appreciation.

Hey, Tom Hanks for the gift!

by Tribeworthy May 16, 2018

Tom Hanks

Verb. to shoot at a heavily armored vehicle with a pistol in hopes of destroying it

man1: "Dude we're getting pinned down by that tank!"

Man2: "Hold on im gonna go Tom Hanks this thing..."

by TacticalNinjas March 8, 2012