Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

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Greg

More than likely will do it in this order: ass, mouth, hair. Homewrecker....

That dude just totally Gregged her, and now her husband is suicidal.

by Nickie11 December 14, 2010

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Greggy

The act of sticking a dick into the face of another man while that man is sleeping.

Ryan received a Greggy from Bobby while sleeping. Bobby got suspended.

by Cody Fox November 15, 2007

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Greg

A real asshole! He flirts with your girlfriend, and next thing you know, she leaves you and runs off with him! Beware of Greg's! They have a natural ability to hypnotize people (especially women) into doing what they want! They use tactics that are not approved of in the most advanced civilizations! Such as preternatural tricks of drugging women, and tricking them into becoming the Greg's mental slave! Or, being super nice, and super fake, which convinces most women, he's "a good guy"! Greg's are usually ugly, brutish, disfigured phantom men, who pray on younger girls and women who are 5-10 years their junior! Greg's simply want to shoot their demonic seed into as many women as possible to over run the Earth with demonoid bastard children, so as to solidify their empire! Greg's are all evil! Avoid like the plague!

(Girlfriend): Who's that guy over there? Do you know him?
(Boyfriend): No idea, never met him before in my life!
(Greg): Hey I'm greg, you want some drugs to get high?
(Boyfriend): No thanks...
(Girlfriend): Yeah sure!

20 mins later, Girlfriend and Greg are swooning over each other in the most vile ways, while Boyfriend is left alone sulking over his stolen love!

by Zero$ September 9, 2014

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1. A guy who is very perverted
2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away
3.A douche bag with who things he's a total baller

1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him!"
2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg."
3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?"

Girl- "No you weirdo!"

Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you

ain't good in bed anyways

by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011

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