Greg Summers

A basketball player. Very good. He was also on ESPN or is a spokesperson also, I think. Don't quote me on that

"Holy shit, is that Greg Summers from ESPN!? I heard he can juggle some real balls!"

by Uno REAL!! July 22, 2022

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

Pulling a Greg

The Act of doing something so violent towards animals it makes jeffery dahmer look like a stand up person of society

Did you see what Brad did to that cat, he must have been Pulling a Greg

by urbanizered123 December 16, 2022

greg paulaphobia

The fear of greg paul the ld pedophole who created jake and logan paul. "greg paulaphobia means you have a fear of greg paul and are scared of him". The near mention of his name will haunt you or you will have nightmares based of him.
There is no way to treat this phobia.

guy- "guys I am deeply afraid of greg paul and have greg paulaphobia please help me"
other guy- "oh shit man damn really?"
greg paul- "hi guys"
guy-"dies"

by big_brain69420 November 1, 2019

Greg Louganis

1- Boring Definition: Olympian Diver famed for breaking his head on the diving board and covertly leaking AIDS into the pool.

2- Cool Definition: Sexual act. Performed by engaging in intercourse and bending your partner over a coffee table or other low surface requiring them to use their arms to hold themselves up. At a climatic moment you pull their arms out from under tham causing their face to bounce off of the coffee table, must yell 'Greg Louganis!' See also Tony Danza

1- Greg Louganis was a dick head to give the pool AIDS like that.

2- Megan is so dumb. I'm totally gonna give her the Greg Louganis tonight, man.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal

greg swanson

by gregswan January 13, 2009