My Grandma!

A term showing excitement!

It's crack nigga, My Grandma!

by the pizza guy February 20, 2015

Grandma Pat

Idiom: a pat on the back resulting from an almost hug, usually in the nature of a female distancing herself from a male, derived from the traditional hug turned "there there" pat received from one's grandmother, which is less insulting to the reciever in this contect.

Hey, your Granny Flo may even give you a traditional grandma pat on the back/comforting hug to console you after hot Tina from summer camp gave you a disappointing grandma pat and "k, bye!" at the end of the summer.

by nicoicon August 03, 2011

Grandma Bones

When something is really NOT COOL.

Mike: Hey, Armstrong, why are you crying?
Armstrong: My dad just left us and now I have no where to live.
Mike: Man, that's grandma bones! See ya! I have a hot tub!

by Impregnator August 23, 2006

Grandmas Ring

The ring that you "find" or steal from someone and you feel guilty. thinking it was their grandmas ring.

Sara: Look at my ring Tom: nice where'd you get it? Sara: I found it! but i think it was grandmas ring:(

by adfsd fdsaf January 03, 2012

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 04, 2003

GRANDMA DAUGHTER

Ya Mother
It is a term to refer to ya mother

My Grandma Daughter did raise no sucker

by Big Nasty March 24, 2005

Larrys Grandma

Old poon tang pie.
moldy poon tang.
Aged to perfection (except for the saggy titties and rotting poon tang)

Damn Bitch! You got some old poon tang goin on. like larrys grandma.

by Jesse Douglas June 13, 2003