by the_fallen_angel August 15, 2023
Get the Gordon Ramsaymug. A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
by Arrival_ July 18, 2020
Get the Gordonmug. A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.
Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.
by @yourface January 30, 2017
Get the aaris gordonmug. Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022
Get the Gordon the Destroyer of Multiversesmug. Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022
Get the The Gordon's Fishermanmug. I can't be bothered to look up the correct spelling of Gordon Ramsey, so I'm just going to leave this here.
by truffleshuffle85 November 26, 2023
Get the Gordon Ramseymug. My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
Get the Inner Gordon Gekkomug.