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Gooch Nectar

The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.
That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.
by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011
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Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30
by Carterto December 30, 2011
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Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
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Goocho

the gooch of an Argentinian cowboy residing in the Pampas or Chacos of southern South America.
His wife must really love him to munch on his sweaty goocho after a long day on the farm.
by csmyth7 November 19, 2011
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Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"
by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015
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Goochkkake

When you have a bukkake on someone's gooch.
I want to give my girl a Goochkkake so bad.
by Aaron's Gooch July 7, 2016
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goosh hour

That period in any movie where a film maker does not want to showcase plot, characters, or even world building, but showcases their special effect budget.
"OMG, That fucking goosh hour in the Avatar movie so pointless"
by Zura79248 January 3, 2017
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