Genius

Someone who knows that straws do not have 2 holes

Person A: straws have 2 holes
Genius: no they don’t

by Rose thorn September 25, 2021

Selectively Genius

The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage

Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”

Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”

by Typically_fresh February 14, 2019

Unstable genius

The mf that said people should make lean with Mug Root Beer instead of Sprite

Unstable genius: People should make lean with Mug instead of Sprite

by Eggman 2 November 1, 2022

Spark of genius

A school for bad kids with ADHD or autism + more

My kid goes to spark of genius cause she has autism

by Ryandoc February 17, 2019

Blackhole of Genius

Excessive genius so dense it turned to a black hole

How smart is that guy from Harvard?

He is the blackhole of genius!

by Slightly chubby August 12, 2022

Joke Genius

A Joke Genius is someone who thinks they are making a clever joke, when really everyone was already thinking it.

Guy: Hey man! Nick, you're haircut is super lame.
Nick: Like your girlfriends face!?
Everyone Else: dude you're a joke genius

by aoihdoaidhdo; August 26, 2020

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Tony Stark.

Captain America: what are you?
Tony Stark: a Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

by JustARandomMarvelFan August 13, 2023