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Blaze Your Glory

To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor
Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.
by Casual Observer 4565 July 31, 2023
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living on the right side of the glory hole

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.
Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?

Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”
by Smittydidit January 1, 2023
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Drained Glory

A cool unsigned local band from enfield ct consisting of Cadin Connor, Kelli Wang, Zac, and Cassie. There pretty a much alterative grungy poppunk indie rock type of deal but they arent into lables check them out ... If your brave ... and clean...
Guy #1: DUDE!!! WHO WAS THAT STELLAR LOCAL BAND THAT PLAYED THE PALLADIUM THE OTHER NIGHT!!!
Guy#2: Yeah they were great
Steve: That was Drained Glory
Guy #1: Shut up steve
by XXfallinginreverseXX September 29, 2011
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mornin' glory

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!
What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!
by Arbani October 15, 2015
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Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.
Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.
by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008
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new found glory

by nina February 6, 2004
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morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008
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