future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 11, 2017

Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

by Farmer funny November 9, 2021

hyunjin's future wife

hyunjin's future wife is someone who used to be Wi Ha Joon's wife. She has a short brown hair and she is kinda mandarin chinese.

Oh hyunjin's future wife is Wi Ha Joon's ex wife

by Wi Ha Joon's new wife November 21, 2021

Future Star

It’s Keira duh

Person 1: Hey Keira! What’s up?
Keira: not much, just preparing to be a future star

by WorldwideJk October 18, 2021

oddball future

The phrase "Oddball Future" is an adjective used to describe something or someone prerposterous in nature.

The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.

Friend: I like wiping my ass back to front
You: You're oddball future rn .

by MeLikePork777 September 26, 2021