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San Francisco Finger Race

The act of two people (male or female). They both lick there own fingers, stand and make out while they finger eachothers assholes. The first person whose finger gets stuck wins.
I've been training for my "San Francisco Finger Race" because last time I dislocated a knuckle.

San Francisco IS NOT GAY

San Francisco has ONE STREET and one street only(Castro) that is gay, While other cities have huge gay neighborhoods(like Boston). There is a couple of nice parts in the city, but there is a ton of bad neighborhoods and hoods all throughout the whole city. Try going to Lakeview, Hunters Point, Sunnydale, Potrero Hill, Fillmore disrict(beyond Geary), the Tenderloin, The Mission, Visitation Valley, Alemany 'jects, Excellsior, and all in between and you will get fucked faster than the little fagets scattered on Castro.
"Try to play us like fags and when we catch yo ass you'll be layin in a bodybag. Niggas think we're all fags but they dont know everyday niggas comin up short in Frisco"-Chuey in the song "FRISCO" feat. Cellski, Cougnut, Andre Nickatina, and I.M.P. San Francisco IS NOT GAY!!!!

San Francisco Chili Dog

A sexual act whereby the male squats a dump on his lady's chest. He then proceeds to tit-fuck the mess between the cleavage.

San Francisco 

A city in Northern California that hasn't seen an infrastructure upgrade since the 1800's. Theres pretty much four groups of people. Pretentious yuppies, Asians, Fags, and Bums. The Asians are rude and act like they own the city. Most of them can't speak a word of English. The fags are not only abundant and welcomed, but also encouraged to be as "out of the closet" as possible. Finally being a bum in San Francisco is more of a way of life to these people than a problem. They have the gall to ask me for money while I'm working my ass off unloading a truck, then tell me that they dont want pennies, only silver coins.
San Francisco is "tolerant" of everything and tough on nothing, including illegal immigration. The chief of police, Heather Wong, or Fong, or whatever, admitted on TV that SF was a "sanctuary city", so apparently Federal immigration rules don't apply there. Could probably be voted the LEAST American city in the country
San Francisco by lowdowdirty June 11, 2007

San Francisco Bird Feeder 

A homosexual man laying naked and face down on a park bench and waiting for homeless men to have anal intercourse with him.
I was in the park the other day and I saw a guy doing the San Francisco Bird Feeder!

San Francisco Treat

While having sex in the doggystyle position before you bust a nut pull out your cock and spit on the bitches ass. She will think you have just cum on that booty. As she turns around to inspect the load you unleash a hefty wad on her face.
"yo you remember that slut lina? I gave her an epic San Francisco treat last night"
*high five*
San Francisco Treat by k20onboost January 12, 2009