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forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down
A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."
by Kabioli March 8, 2008
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Fourtied

jizz on
"dood...i think i just fourtied myself"
by laxplr May 14, 2010
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fourth base

first base: kissing/grinding
second base: blowjob
third base: sex
fourth base: anal
by xkeymastrx January 29, 2017
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American Fourtune Cookie

a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie.
Kayla: is that a Chinese Fourtune Cookie?
Girl: No, it's an American Fourtune Cookie.
Kayla: Really? Do they make those?
Girl: ???
by Hoo and M-oo April 12, 2008
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fourth person

When you refer to yourself in the third person.
John: "John is not happy. John is going to kill you. John is reaching for his gun. John just committed murder. John must really stop referring to himself in the fourth person."
by kPod March 27, 2008
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forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot
the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.
by epicph41l March 8, 2008
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The Fourth of Jew-ly

One night when Hitler was done smoking a fat blunt, circa 1937, he decided to kill a group of Jews with fireworks, instead of the usual method of gassing them. This event was ever officially documented, but is commonly referred to as "The Fourth of Jew-ly".
Happy The Fourth of Jew-ly!
by JamesCurry June 1, 2016
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