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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012
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Royal Holloway Founders

The 'Royal Holloway Founders' is a sexual position with it's origin being in the Founders hall of residence at Royal Holloway University of London.

Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.
Arif gave Howard the first ever 'Royal Holloway Founders'.
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Fondia

The coolest and tightest black man anybody eva seen who has a friend with the initals of TJ, fondia has the biggest penis anybody eva seen, and is da nigga of the century. He also is capable squirting bitches within 2 seconds
man i wish i was a fondia, i would take shit ova with my style, all the girls would lovve me.
by mynameis tocoolforyou September 29, 2011
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fondle butt

The act of firmly grasping or fondling that booty
by Acronymz February 17, 2014
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donkey fondler

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.
by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006
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Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.
That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.
by Visimicus April 14, 2008
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Henry Fonda

View, Once Upon A Time In The West.
I am not defining him as an actor.
Just the character he portrays in this film.
His name is Frank.
He wears black.
He has baby blue eyes.
He has killed.
And he is here to put one round in your heart with a Smith & Wesson.
Mr. Henry Fonda - "Keep Your Lovin' Brother Happy."
by 3rd Ranger Battalion March 2, 2009
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