Ben Ford

A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.

Ben Ford is the best

by Mewmewwillkillu January 12, 2017

Arthur Ford

The main character (and the one you play as) in Stress Level Zero's hit VR Game, Boneworks. Arthur Ford doesn't say anything in the main campaign of the game but his AI buddies (Fords) are known to say things like "Whaddup Son!" and "Hello!" and when they're in pain they'll say things like "Aaaagh".

Person1 - Who's your favorite character in VR Games?
Person2 - Definitely Arthur Ford, I'm a total Boner.

by MensPinkSatchel February 11, 2022

Alex Ford

A pathetic YouTuber with only 80 subscribers. Creator of AV Squad, the sad fan club of Alex Ford.

Person 1: "Bruh are you watching Alex Ford?"
Person 2: "Yeah bruh he's pathetic. He should quit YouTube ASAP"

by Sujay Lover November 16, 2017

Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

by Haha2900 October 4, 2018

Ford Aspire

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006

Ford Tortoise

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

by Car-roll Shelby July 22, 2006

Ford Mustang

A very fast AMERICAN car unlike little crap hondas and acura's

Honda Owner:Look at that mustang he's goin 80 maybe we should race him.
Mustang owner:suck my big dick little honda you can't never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head* at honda

by robert May 13, 2005