Flesh Winter

A love related experience that went badly.

"Man, the first date was a total flesh winter"

"I don't even like her, if she asks me our it's gunna be a total flesh winter"

"I really like her but were too different. If we went out it would be a flesh winter"

by icyco1 July 8, 2009

flesh pancake

the large flap of fat and skin which sags down and hangs out over an obese person's pants, often sticking out below the shirt, sometimes drooping below the knees

I wonder if that person has any syrup to go with their flesh pancake.

by rucife September 25, 2011

flesh squid

ummm vagina

She asked if i liked seafood. I said "no but I wouldn't mind eating your flesh squid"

by DaCableJerk March 17, 2009

Flesh Crawler

A Dark down cerature with black curculer lines on all legs and around the body most people use it for sex or some for training on in runescape they also make your flech crawl

Flesh Crawler It makes your skin cover in bumps

by Cody beck December 17, 2007

Flesh Berg

While sitting in bathtub and you achieve an erection, the tip of your penis can only be out of the water. Then commence masturbation.

"Dude, I just finished playing a game of FLESH BERG...JEALOUS"

by Andy Jackson October 27, 2005

just a flesh wound

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014