Fighting Foodons

(N.) The REAL Worst anime ever created.

How in the peanut butter and jelly bulls**t did Fighting Foodons make it to American TV?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.

Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?

by UTI September 19, 2009

Fingering

Verb: to use the touch screen of your iPhone, iPad or Ipod Touch.

Gerard was busy fingering his iPhone in response to an SMS he received from his girlfriend Amy.

by FunnyBruce March 4, 2010

stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.

"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"

by stealthy_2005 January 2, 2009

fingering

When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.

Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*

by Jackie butthead April 12, 2008

fingering tits

putting your finger in between a girls tits and slowing moving it up and down. Usually is a sexual arrousment for women.

Omg Matt was fingering tits of mine yesterday. It felt amazing.

by licker123 April 17, 2011

Fighting pigeons

The state of making out two people achieve upon spontaneously making a move for each other, after minutes of sexual tension, amongst friends and in a very public place.

Oh, look, Flex and Nicola are finally fighting pigeons.

by PastaBoy94 July 25, 2011