rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020

felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003

Felcherpillar

A person who is a downright felcher.

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!

by Lewis Williams July 26, 2008

felchcraft

inserting a gerbil in the anus with a tube, using a light to lure then inside the anus.
invented in Germany for homosexual men.

"dude last night I did the felchcraft for the first time."

by ceezR19 March 6, 2009

French Felcher

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.

That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!

by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009

Fart Fetcher

Someone who willingly walks into an area known to have just been farted in

I left a bad rump rocket in the kitchen and told Jeff about it, being the dumbass fart fetcher he is, he walked into the kitchen and proceeded to masturbate.

by TheDungeonRaper April 5, 2010