Fart

A green dust insulting you

You: ughh dude did you just fart
Friend: no it was just my green dust insulting you

by RIGHT leg November 24, 2019

Fart

The most Splendid Awesome SATISFYING thing FLOPPIN EVER! But... thats only if its you, if your homiee fam does a little toot, you fuckin outa there ASAP! You be screaming evacuate! The smells actually kind good doe

I FARTED said bobby OH NO! GOD NO screamed Alex RUN FOR UR FUCKING LIVES

by AliBoyHD123 December 4, 2019

Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies

I farted and it smelt like crap.

by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019

fart

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!

girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!

by pOo0pY December 7, 2019

fart

a loud noise that will come out of ur booty hole and into the air that leaves people Wondering why u did what u did

Peppa: *farts*

Angie: WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT !!!!!!
Peppa: *farts again and again*

Angie: *dies like actually*

by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019

Fart

A hazardous gas that comes out of your butt hole. It’s smells Terribly bad!

Girl 1: I farted

Girl 2: *drops dead on the ground and dies*

by SamBoBamBo October 24, 2019

Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.

I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019