Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
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Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
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by jerold dean November 21, 2004
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Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.
Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.
Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
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