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wellborn florida

A little old town in Florida where Hot chicks live
Heschel:Where do you live?
Jennifer:I live in a little town in Florida called Wellborn ;)so I live in Wellborn Florida
by angle_from_1990@hotmail.com September 29, 2006
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Florida Gators

The name given to sports teams of the University of Florida. Who's football team is the most recognizable. Who's fans are almost as annoying as New York Jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. Who's quarter back. Tim Tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(I mean who can't bowl over small and weak tackling DB's if they're 6'3 240 lbs? Or run 4 yards into the endzone?). Who's also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better Florida football programs(Florida State University and University of Miami) for being "thugs", "criminals", and the ever so popular "Official supplier to state prisons". Despite having close to 30 arrests since Urban Meyer took over as head coach. University of Miami arrests since Randy Shannon took over? 1-Robert Marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. UM-5 UF-3 FSU-2

Enough said.
Gators fan 1, "Good thing there's no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home."

Gators fan 2, "You mean like Tallahassee and Miami? Yeah, they're just a bunch of thugs and gangsters"

Gators fan 3, "TIM TEBOW!!!!! FLORIDA-TIM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!!-GAT-IM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!ORS!!!"

Hurricanes fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Seminoles fans."

Seminoles fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Hurricanes fans."
by BetterRecord? December 12, 2009
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florida booty

a rear end that is so large, it practically has a shelf and/or its own zip code (pending approval). usually created by excessive amounts of sitting, lack of exercise, and an over-abundance of carbs in the diet. usually, completely out of proportion to the upper half of the body, which is typically petite, and/or quite fit.
That girl's got a Florida Booty bigger'n Jupiter!
by jasmynflower March 5, 2009
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Florida Girls

Oh, those girls are such florida girls!
by hahuehau December 14, 2016
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paisley, florida

Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.
You're from Paisley, Florida ?No wonder you dress like that.
by YnotCare September 1, 2017
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florida ny

A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows
by Angie Romano August 15, 2021
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Florida woman

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
by fcjellybean October 25, 2022
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