Crab Fest

1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.

1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street!
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...

by godzirrallama111 July 14, 2010

bean fest

a place (such as a bar) where there is a high proportion of females to males.

Man it was a bean fest last night, there were so many girls

by lashed August 01, 2008

cock fest

when turning up at a certain location party, club, festival, that sort thing. To realise there nothing but men there! so it's time to chase the rat and get out of that cock fest!

man1: lets go to bar zaras

man2: fuck i, i'm there.

both men turn up.

man 1 says to man 2 lets get out of here, it's nothing but a cock fest

by lenster 9161 June 15, 2009

shit fest

When 2 or more people join together and eat so much food that they want to throw up. Called a shit fest becuase you eat food full of so much shit!

girl 1: want to come to mine for a shit fest
girl 2: Omg yeah! lets buy doritos and chocolate and pizza and a cake and fries and one of everything!

by therandomnamegiver October 28, 2009

sausage fest

a shitty-ass party where there are no ladies. or any group where there is no ladies or they are ricockulous ly outnumbered. this could lead to bookaki

My dorm floor is such a sausage fest. (At least thats what the RA thinks)

6MIDDLE MARYCREST SAUSAGE FEST--the birthplace of hallway tennis

by UD Itallion Stallion October 09, 2002

fuck fest

another name for an orgie that sounds better, because orgies sound like an STD.

lets go have a fuck fest
sure sounds good

by donkyfricker December 21, 2010

sausage fest

homosexual orgy

christ, it's a total sausage fest in here!

by ubey-dube-banubey October 12, 2003