I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a black card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
'Oh my god, is that a black card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
by festsitron October 28, 2005
A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.
by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 19, 2018
The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected
Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
by Always L8 July 11, 2010
The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.
by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 23, 2009
Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"
Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."
Estes Express lines because we can fire you
Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."
Estes Express lines because we can fire you
by mopar December 02, 2009
An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.
Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)
by Myxamatosis March 20, 2007