Explosive Diarrhea 

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.

"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."

Explosive Diarrhea by Bofish December 22, 2008

Exploding penis 

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

Exploding penis by TheSophera December 6, 2010

Exploring the Canyon 

The act of placing your penis between a woman’s ass cheeks and thrusting until climax

Jay: “Damn man, this girl was on her period, so I had to settle by exploring the canyon.”

Paul: Alright.

Exploring the Canyon by Jimmyyboiii August 1, 2018

explosive poop 

thing when you eat something bad and all the dams break loose

and your butthole is in distress

I shot her with explosive poop

explosive poop by minhye park December 25, 2019

explosive diorrea 

Learn to spell, genius.

explosive diorrea by Anonymous November 2, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an assplosion is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds.

Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.

"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."

explosive diarrhea by sportster December 28, 2005

explosive diarrhea 

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

explosive diarrhea by pedrosian February 29, 2008