electronic ritalin

electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse

"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"

"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"

"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"

"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"

by Alpino August 5, 2012

A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

by Minediie November 29, 2017

Electronicore

A highly original and emerging musical subgenre that combines elements of post-hardcore/metalcore/hardcore subgenres with those of the electronica genre for an amazing style of sound.

The best electronicore band is Sky Eats Airplane.

by silent_platypus May 30, 2008

erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.

Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!

by 3FWW November 1, 2010

Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

by Leon Walker July 16, 2008

Erection

Erection an Erection happens when you play with your dick for a loooong time in the bathroom with the show on so your parents don’t hear you.

Erection This type of erection happens when you see a HOT GIRL

Erection it happens when you (Henry) sees the boy in your class (Jasper) looking at you

Henry got the erection when he saw the picture of his grandma on facebook

Henry got the erection when he saw jasper he had to play with his dick so much he just wanted to bang jasper on the table right then and their

by Erection boy September 14, 2020

Erection Bomber

When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.

-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!

-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!

- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!

-Oh f*ck!

by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010