Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

Donk

A Donk is a silly dumbo.
It is used in the British Commuity.

You Silly Donk!

by Stanleyyyy July 28, 2018

Donk

To throw up

I was drinking my chocolate milkshake and then i donked everywhere. My cat donked all over my bed sheets last night. If you donk in my car your walking home.

by Benliambillytom September 30, 2013

Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

by Faer November 15, 2004

donkey bitch ass

Always is a problem and wins against Dashie in Mario kart 8.

Donkey bitch ass just passed dashie for first place!

by dashie number one May 17, 2016

donkament

A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.

I played in a donkament last night where people were reraising with king jack.

by GregF June 29, 2007