Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.
by TangerineSky45 October 15, 2009
Get the Douchebag mug.Any business or organization that is so inherently dishonest in its general dealings that any person who joins said organization has no choice but to be fully cognisant of said dishonesty and therefore wilfully engages with it, thus becoming a member of the collective in perpetuity.
"I was trying to get a straight answer from my insurance company on exactly what my coverage was but had to sift through a bunch of legalese and doublespeak. What a douchebag collective."
Insurance companies, telemarketing firms, tobacco companies, oil companies, etc...
Insurance companies, telemarketing firms, tobacco companies, oil companies, etc...
by mjoa December 12, 2010
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A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
by ViolentChick February 14, 2010
Get the douchebag moment mug.The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.
Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.
Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.
Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.
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A couple days after they break up....
DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
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A couple days after they break up....
DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011
Get the Douchebag Asscrack mug.another word for douchebag used when you are extremely tired of people overusing the term douchebag.
Failing Conversation:
Guy 1:That guy was a total douchebag!
Guy 2:Wow, that's original...
Successful Conversation:
Guy 3:That dude was such a douchebasket!
Guy 2:Yeah, one of the biggest I've ever seen.
Guy 1:That guy was a total douchebag!
Guy 2:Wow, that's original...
Successful Conversation:
Guy 3:That dude was such a douchebasket!
Guy 2:Yeah, one of the biggest I've ever seen.
by Lvl225 March 20, 2010
Get the douchebasket mug.by comedybum July 17, 2010
Get the Douchebachary mug.Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.
Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013
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