Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011

glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.

Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.

by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017

Knuckle popping the ham door

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina

I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.

by Greg Haun February 14, 2019

Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022

back door

Back door

1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.

2) A slang term for the anus

1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.

2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door

by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004

cajun doorbell

When a man, while having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind, licks his finger, dips it into cayenne pepper and then inserts it into the woman's anus. Often done by surprise.

Things were getting pretty boring in bed and then out of the blue, Jim nailed me with a cajun doorbell last night. It was horrible.

by I<3USA June 28, 2009