distributive property

when you break a number up in to parts to add or multiply faster if you know your facts

distributive property:
47 x 71
(40 x 70) ( 7 x 1)
280 + 7
280

by fdceijklihjmdihumdpiuoujgreojo January 31, 2014

Distracturbation

The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.

I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."

by imoldregg! March 1, 2011

distance myself

im not fucking with you

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while

by poca21 May 9, 2015

Distain

The stain that remains after accusing someone of incompetence at spelling, while misspelling the word 'disdain'.

His credibility as a word speller was distained by mispelling disdain.

by Taipo January 13, 2019

Distractify

Distractify

The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.

by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.

I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.

by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

Designated distraction.

Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.

Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.

( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )

Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.

by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010