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dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo
Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper
by ATML October 7, 2005
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Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.
"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."
by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008
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dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy
Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.
by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009
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juicer dildo

A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.
I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.
by Enrico Giamondi January 23, 2007
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dildomonger

One who desires the use of a dildo over a penis or other sexual stimulant.
Ghost Shell is such a dildomonger!
by mofomikeman July 26, 2008
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digdoo

1. What you're into.

2. A state of digging someone's hair/haircut.
Marshall: What abouchoo, what's your digdoo?

Patty: Poetry. It's just something I really dig doin'.


Man, her face isn't much to speak of, but she's got me sufferin' a serious case of digdoo with that hair.
by imasalamander January 17, 2009
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Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy
by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
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