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designheimers

When a cocksure arrogant baby-boomer architect (your boss) defiantly exclaims (yelling, with veins popping out of his neck and temples) that he would NEVER design anything resembling what you have just handed him...which is exactly what he gave you to draw the day before.
The arrogant prick has designheimers again, he doesn't remember that he's drawn this same detail for the last ten years. He's been born anew every morning like Frosty the Snowman, except instead of "Happy Birthday" he says, "Every minute that I can't make up my mind, you're costing me money"
by obscuredvisionary June 30, 2011
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designer happy

girls who obsess over clothing, accessories, shoes, etc. by only famous and popular designers and brands. not a good thing
random mom: i don't want my daughter to become designer happy! the clothes are too expensive
by facebook_junkie October 2, 2011
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Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.
Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.
by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012
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design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.
"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."
by NotRrrn September 16, 2012
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delignored

To be both delighted and honored simultaneously.
I'd be delignored to accompany you to the soirée.
by qaotik June 27, 2013
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design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.
by DMI Student February 20, 2014
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Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.
I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.
by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014
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